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The Chard Argument

The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 22, 2019
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A nigga that likes to argue like a female.
This bitch ass argumentative nigga always tryna argue with someone.

Once again, this bitch ass argumentative nigga is getting emotional like a female.
by anonhaterfromtheuniverse February 2, 2025
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Adorably Argumentatively Modest

A term for people who cannot take a compliment but their constant protests to compliments just make them even more adorable.
Lucy is so adorably argumentatively modest, she always fights me when I tell her she is amazing and beautiful.
by Whatislove September 16, 2014
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Reddit argument

Two (or more) egotistical assholes battling in a Reddit thread trying to gain internet points
Just lost a Reddit argument about the Vatican flag saying it was blue and black
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Argumenting

when a retard who came straight out a EAL and just came up with the word argumenting
we are argumenting
by Dicflipper May 6, 2025
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Stonelicker Argumentation

When the argument/statement is so moronic, you are forced to conclude only a person with an iq level of an inbred arab caveman could come up with such idiocy.
Guy A: " Jesus was actually a muslim that followed Islam"
Guy B: "That's peak stonelicker argumentation right there"
by Abdool8 October 23, 2024
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Note-Beach Argument

Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.
That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.
by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018
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