Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.
T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!
by AdamStoneman308 December 03, 2011
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the Philadelphia 500

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
by Pro stock November 25, 2021
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Minus 500

In reference to the "Game of Life" boardgame, you use this phrase when someone fails at life in some way.
Person 1: Dude. I crashed my bike today
Person 2: Dude. Minus 500 life points.
by derfnz December 25, 2008
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Indy 500

An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.
Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”
by Dublin Jack February 07, 2024
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500

500 is or means. A group of highly intelligent and esoteric. Organization of people who are 500% committed into any cause that they pursue and live life to the the fullest 5♾
Whatever u think it is you want to do it’s impossible there’s no way u can… baby girl I’m 500 I can do anything
by Tz, sosa, odana,shermboy,yecks January 29, 2022
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Indy 500

Bout to go hit some Indy 500 before bed!
by trehouselighter420 February 20, 2023
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Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.
Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.
by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021
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