It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
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When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.
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The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
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