Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011

regular game of 500

Code for a mature aged orgy and/or dogging meet up. Was a popular term in the 70's and 80's, but has lost its meaning with the younger generation.

Used now days by mature aged swingers who are no longer lithe, supple or limber enough to answer the call to a normal orgy to hip or spine injury's, heart and lung disease, and clotting disorders etc etc

Wife to her husband: "Let's invite the new neighbours over for a regular game of 500" (winking her eye)
Husband to Wife: "Sounds like a fantastic idea, I will lay the plastic sheeting down now!"

by Old Swinging Bill May 23, 2021

Wasatch 500

The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.

Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.

by bush did 911 August 17, 2024

500

All my stuff, my prized possessions, my gear, my trophies like Indy 500

Gotta keep an eye on my 500; also five hunnit

by Dale Gordon August 25, 2025

Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

Minus 500

In reference to the "Game of Life" boardgame, you use this phrase when someone fails at life in some way.

Person 1: Dude. I crashed my bike today
Person 2: Dude. Minus 500 life points.

by derfnz December 25, 2008

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021