Indy 500

An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.

Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”

by Dublin Jack February 7, 2024

500

All my stuff, my prized possessions, my gear, my trophies like Indy 500

Gotta keep an eye on my 500; also five hunnit

by Dale Gordon August 25, 2025

Wasatch 500

The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.

Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.

by bush did 911 August 17, 2024

regular game of 500

Code for a mature aged orgy and/or dogging meet up. Was a popular term in the 70's and 80's, but has lost its meaning with the younger generation.

Used now days by mature aged swingers who are no longer lithe, supple or limber enough to answer the call to a normal orgy to hip or spine injury's, heart and lung disease, and clotting disorders etc etc

Wife to her husband: "Let's invite the new neighbours over for a regular game of 500" (winking her eye)
Husband to Wife: "Sounds like a fantastic idea, I will lay the plastic sheeting down now!"

by Old Swinging Bill May 23, 2021

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021

The Downie 500

The Downie 500, used mostly in middle schools and high schools in America, refers to a group of three or more mentally and physically handicapped people using their electric scooters to get around school. Basically a term to call a group of retarded people who cannot use their legs traveling from place to place in large groups.

Oh shit looks like the Downie 500 is coming to town because look at all those tards chasing after their retard wrangler

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

500 black men for 2 pounds

Its a great deal

Me: You you buying the 500 black men for 2 pound
500 black men for 2 pounds: Aw man
Them: well Im sorry but ts is a good deal

by Noellle 694206767 November 15, 2025