The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

thing, thing, things, things, thingself

This is a customized pronoun that is created by me. This is a dehumanizing pronoun that is used to describe nonbinary people or even people with known sex insultingly and rudely. Like the pronoun "it", it was used as a highly offensive slur to describe nonbinary or gender-nonconforming individuals, but now seldom used by them as their personal pronoun.

"thing, thing, things, things, thingself" Pronoun
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Jai thing

When someone doesn't have feelings generally but is curious about someone.

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Or, when someone is straight, but has a curiosity for a certain someone.

I don't know man, I guess I've just got the Jai thing.

by emmabra April 5, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025