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Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things 

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...
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Thicc Thigh Thursday 

When someone goes and squeezes a thicc girls thigh
Oooo she thicc. *runs and squeeze thigh and says Thicc Thigh Thursday!* almost like slap ass friday
Related Words

Thingymajiggy 

1) An elongated version of "thing" or "thingy" that you use when you have forgetten the name of the object you are looking for.

2) An alternative name for the TV remote.
1) "Can you help me find my thingymajiggy?"

2) "Dude, find the thingymajiggy and change the channel."
Thingymajiggy by CamelKid February 27, 2010

boo thang 

is a female that is not your girlfriend, but you share some type of relationship with her; you repect her and got luv for her.
"you talked to kyniska lately." "yea I talked to ma boo thang last night."
boo thang by KYLETTE October 26, 2007

I need to think about things 

Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things

Translation: I'm gonna break your heart
1) a word one uses when one does not know the name of someone or something. the word tends to pop into ones mind at the appropriate time. most convenient, yes.

2) a substitute or alternative to using a word that one does now feel comfortable saying
"why, hello, what's your name, Mrs. Thingo?"
"pass me that um...thingo please."
"wow your thingo is so long."
"just a minute. im thingo-ing your grandma."
"what's that thingo called again?"
"shutup or ill kick your thingo."
thingo by frilly fill October 9, 2005

Thigh-gina 

When a girl has large thighs yet wears a miniskirt, a phenomenon occurs that is known only as the "Thigh-Gina".

Named for its deceivingly similar appearance to that of a large, un-aroused, hairless vagina, the Thigh-gina
is among nature's most curious crevices.
Haha, I thought that girl was totally "Sharon Stone-ing" it with the miniskirt, but it turns out she just had a Thigh-Gina.
Thigh-gina by harry haller February 22, 2009