1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly

"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"

by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020

Van Houzen

Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.

fun fact: the average Van Houzen take about 5 years to finish a glass of green milk.

by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021

Brittany Van Pelt

Brittany Van Pelt is something so beautiful and perfect that there are no words to describe it and her amazing love❤️

Having a Brittany Van Pelt is priceless and the most rare kind of love on this earth.

by VP007 February 3, 2024

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

white van

run

Hey kids want some candyyyyy just hop in my white van?????

no....kids.....run

by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022

Van

An acronym people use to say they've had Vagina All Night, but want to be discreet about it.

Male 1: How was last night?
Male 2/Female 1: It was okay, we just went for a ride in the Van.
Male 1: So I assume it was a good night then ;)

by Dorifutography September 19, 2020

Hugh van

One of the most nicest person you will ever meet. he is very loyal to his friends. Dont take his kindness for weakness.Hugh is very generous and dont ask nothing in return but respect and loyalty .

Hugh van ! , i love hanging around this with him !

by Uptown514 November 22, 2021