Dirty ending

The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.

I spent $12 bucks on this chick the other night at the bar and the bitch gave me a dirty ending!

by anonymous July 31, 2023

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End Day

Slang for Friday

Sweet! It's end day!
End day?
Er.. Friday

by Pure.Mousetail May 17, 2018

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end rounded

You have went to extra ordinary means to go around me and screw me up. Talked behind my back. Caused events to wreck my project.

I was the contact and you end rounded me, phoned my personal and changed their focus and intentions with out my knowing.

The game was set for 3:00 PM and you end rounded me (changed the time) and told nobody!

by Tim Albers April 1, 2008

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South End Willy

It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear

Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy

by fecalbandit223556762 February 23, 2023

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Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

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