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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
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It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.
A dick truck is just like whale sex.
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hiccup truck

A portmanteau of hick and pickup truck because the majority of people who own pickup trucks are hicks
If it weren't for hiccup trucks there wouldn't be tailgates
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Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
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Powell Trucking

Your Powell Trucking hat looks very submissive today
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"Wow, I'm an awestruck police truck after that performance."
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