diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

mondo gazungas 

boobs that are massive, beyond all human comprehension

I was with this girl last night, and she had them mondo gazungas

mondo gazungas by HusainDaKilla May 24, 2016

Mondo Butter 

They Turned his boyfriend into butter
:')
RIP
*Depressed Ishimaru Noises*

Mondo Butter gave taka depression

Mondo Butter by HamsterBoi_365 February 19, 2020

mondo butter 

(SPOILERS) in the danganronpa franchise, there’s a certain type of term. including butter. mondo butter. so let me explain.

mondo oowada, the ultimate biker gang leader was sent to execution for the murder of chihiro fujisaki, the ultimate programmer.

during his execution, it shows oowada being strapped to motorcycle, spinning round and round in a cage. at the end of his execution, you can see a machine that pops out..
you guessed it! mondo butter! the packaging shows mondo’s face holding a tub of butter.

“wow, so mondo got turned into.. butter?“

“nuh uh, not just any butter! mondo butter.”

mondo butter by ev3lynni3 March 14, 2020

Nawara Monder 

Girl from the game Illusion. She's a rockstar who wears black with a red tie. She also has no talent what so ever (despite the fact that she is supposed to be a singer).
She is edgy and likes you
She is also really sassy and sexy
Finally, she is BF with Kellan but wants Vincent for some reason

Guy 1: Hey did you see Nawara?
Guy 2: Yeah. I really want to MD her
Guy 1: Same

Nawara Monder: MD ME VINCENT

Nawara Monder by Pile 'O' Khara. March 5, 2019

Mfundo 

Mfundo means education in Zulu. If you meet a Mfundo, just know that he is highly educated. He is charming, an amazing kisser and turns heads (of both men and women) EVERYWHERE he goes because he is that fine. He has a heart of gold and has a genuine love for people. But don’t his kindness for weakness because the last place you want to be is on his bad side! If you ever find this God, never let him go!

Damn, he’s fine and educated!? He must be a Mfundo!

Mfundo by Amazulu Wifey March 16, 2019