elephant mound

a poop with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line

guy 1- "dude, i havn't pooped all day!"
guy 2- "why do i need to know this?"
guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"

by beenz-o May 24, 2009

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rough mound

When a female has an abundance of genital warts present.

Mike was unlucky last night and hooked up with a girl who had a “rough mound”.

by Pierceduppinky September 30, 2022

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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.

Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!

by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020

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Bears no Mounds

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic

My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!

by RivalingRhinos888 January 7, 2023

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mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018

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