A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
by Crandle October 6, 2016
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You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
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Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
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guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"
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guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"
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