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Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest
“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”
by crazyOD February 24, 2024
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Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.
Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.
by 58 wolf kennel September 22, 2014
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Mounds Bar

*plastic rustling noises*

You want half a mounds bar?

Who eats a mounds bar?

Well, I do.

So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?

Yes.

So, what is it that you like? The Cocnut? The Chocolate?

Yeah both those things.

So, how long have you been eating them?

Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.

Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss December 2, 2025
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elephant mound

a poop with no definite shape. usually sticking up out of the water line
guy 1- "dude, i havn't pooped all day!"
guy 2- "why do i need to know this?"
guy 1- "Theres gonna be an elephant mound in your toilet!"
guy 2- "the plunger is behind the toilet"
by beenz-o May 24, 2009
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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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mounds of heaven

A beautiful and perfect set of boobs.
Wow! Emily sure has mounds of heaven!
by Insertcoolhandle November 29, 2020
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