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cross country ski 

It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time

his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
cross country ski by snoopy360 November 28, 2012

Cross Country Runners

A bunch of idiots who think it is fun to run far distances, in all kinds of weather and terrain, all in short shorts.
"Look at those stupid cross country runners running on the sidewalk!"

cross-country skiing 

An excellent alternative for people too old and/or scared to learn downhill skiing. It is usually done by nordic style walking on trails, some that go up or downhill, or waxed skis that allow you to ski like you're ice skating. Many cold weather cities have beautiful and pleasant trails.

cross country freak 

A partner who send nude pics and videos to you but you don't know them personally you met them online and y'all only hit each other up for that.
I met Veronica on snap chat's app monkey and she is my cross country freak

Cross-country skiing 

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

Cross Country Dicking 

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.
DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."