portal axle

an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential

"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"

by Subliminator January 21, 2010

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Axl

The most sexy, intelligent, good lookin person, as well as being cute, smart . Whom consists of a massive shlong and brain. He is other wise the goat. ALSO THE BEST SON

Axl

by axlisthebest May 30, 2021

Axl

Axl is the name for a very adventurous and sweet person. They are always active and can’t keep their mind on one thing at a time. They love doing all things outside and with their animals. They are smart and kind and love having a good friendship they are good at listening, and they are good at telling stories. they have a beautiful heart and mind they never let anything take them down. I will stand up and help anyone in need. They are very spontaneous and gets themselves into trouble constantly. They love having fun and are so much fun to be around.

Axl the person who always listens.

by The pottery pilot November 20, 2023

Axl

Methapitamine

Are you using Axl? Like crack?

by vir1247 November 24, 2021

Axl

A kind of person that goes to the gym more often then possible, if 2 times isn't enough make it 5...
He is friends with Crypto daddy and has he's own Crypto wife.
It's like a high school musical romantic comedy story that is true too life.
He is friends with a star Patrick star.
He does not need a personal coach he will spot himself even chokes.
In the club the champagne girl will run at him like he has some hoes.
All laughs and fun aside
He told to the mirror "mirror, mirror on the wall am I ugly no answer says it all".
The mirror didn't answer.
He cried on a bench all night no hope.
Every one laughing even the pope
the end
Shrek 69

I hate an Axl.

by cryptodaddynftlover March 30, 2022