mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

by helloelijahajdhsh March 06, 2024

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Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel

I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night

by angry dragon master June 26, 2014

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Airplane Peanuts

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.

Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.

by HangryBagel February 21, 2024

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