Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.
by PulpPigment November 2, 2023
For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)
by Waitingforgf... May 6, 2021
Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
by Thymelord November 4, 2016
When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.
Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night
by Rdxd August 14, 2011
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 15, 2017
by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021