The breakfast question 

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.

>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate

The breakfast question by bertyhell May 19, 2025

Biggie Breakfast 

Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.

Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.

Biggie Breakfast by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025

Filipino breakfast 

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

Filipino breakfast by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

Russian breakfast by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Burnside Breakfast

Blue collar workers in Burnside, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada get stoned and/or wasted before going to or at work in the early morning. Booze, weed, and nicotine are their essential daily food, followed by cops, can't bars, donuts, and pop.

"Where's Bill at?"

"Oh, out back having his Burnside Breakfast"

Burnside Breakfast by blorfe December 22, 2025

Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.

"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"

Dirty Breakfast by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Bovino Breakfast

A Bovino Breakfast is the act of eating a buttermilk biscuit after it has been thoroughly covered in the semen of a team, group, or association of men

Greg was so fucked up last night that he ate the wrestling team’s Bovino Breakfast

Bovino Breakfast by Flying Taco January 15, 2026