Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

by jason906906 March 2, 2016

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