Breakfast

Something I don’t eat

Teacher: “did you eat a big breakfast today?”
Me: “No, because I had to come to this hell hole.”

by OrangesArentPeople March 8, 2021

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022

breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 March 14, 2011

breakfast

That was easy or simple

This history test is about to bebreakfast!

by wasani February 7, 2018

Hot Breakfast

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH

Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!

by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Hooter Breakfast

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.

by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

Breakfast

Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.

Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.

Joe: I'm eating breakfast.

Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.

Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.

Jane: I'm leaving you.

by miliyo May 20, 2018