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Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.
Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”
by March 10, 2020
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banger breakfast

When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
by Noscercof27 May 23, 2021
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Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
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breakfast

I want breakfast.
Breakfast
by give me breakfast October 17, 2021
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breakfast mcnasty

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon
Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.
by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her
“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave
by Maviles June 16, 2018
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