ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.
I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.
by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018
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southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.
by DoItInTheSouth August 23, 2022
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Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.
"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"
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Breakfast Sausage

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
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Floridian Breakfast

The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
by CatDaddy2022 February 03, 2024
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Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor
by Yamar Jackson March 26, 2022
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Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack
A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.
by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019
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