Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

breakfast

I want breakfast.

Breakfast

by give me breakfast October 17, 2021

sportsmans breakfast

Early morning sex.

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017

Breakfast

Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.

Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.

Joe: I'm eating breakfast.

Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.

Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.

Jane: I'm leaving you.

by miliyo May 20, 2018

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.

My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.

by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019