When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
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When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner
I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her
by the.sexpert January 28, 2015
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The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
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When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
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The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 May 6, 2012
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When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023
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