formulaism

formulaism is the act of using a galore of Math formulas but, at the end, you cannot see how to apply those Math concepts in real life.

That teacher is so addicted to Math and Physics but all that he does is to devote himself to this formulaism!

by UFSCAR May 8, 2014

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

Formula Fanboy

Formula Fanboy is a game developer on Game Jolt who is well known for creating the universe itself as he is also God. Formula Fanboy has been part of several scandals involving human trafficking, and it's widely believed that he pays people to try and deter these rumours - despite the fact that they have been proven true multiple times.

I wish I could go to coffee with you, Betty, but Formula Fanboy kidnapped my entire family and sold my mom.

by LigmaLigma May 13, 2021

Formula vee

A budget open wheel race car that constantly has its driver asking for more power

Tom would be a great driver. It’s too bad he’s stuck racing a formula vee

by Daswag637384!;&, February 21, 2019

Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions

Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.

by Maxog December 21, 2013

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, stinky, cum

Bro your dick formula is so good

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

Formula 1

Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single

(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)

“Hi what are you doing today?”
“I’m gonna watch formula 1”
“Let me guess your single?”

by Smooth operatorrrrr November 10, 2019