Formula 1

Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single

(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)

“Hi what are you doing today?”
“I’m gonna watch formula 1”
“Let me guess your single?”

by Smooth operatorrrrr November 10, 2019

Rizzdratic Formula

The rizzdratic formula is the Formula used by people on how to pull females. Usually the rizzdratic formula can help pull any girl no matter how bad or how ugly. The rizzdratic formula is learnt over a period of time and not in a short time span

Miles Ivey used the rizzdratic formula to pull Madison Hester

by Iam that guy 433 October 11, 2023

QM Formula

It's a unit of energy based on joules, but scaled down for use with electrons.

Qora Theory gives the formula for QM^0-5

QM Formula

by Quidavar December 22, 2022

Heron's Formula

One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)

guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2

by a random guy who likes maths August 2, 2023

Dick formula

A mans musky, smelly, salty cum

Bro your dick formula is so fire

by xtreemboss September 16, 2022

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

So much in that excellent formula

When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.

Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.

Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula

by Florean July 18, 2024