Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
Get the Spastic Couponmug. 
by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024
Get the spastic elasticmug. “Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021
Get the Spasticmug. ''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''
by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023
Get the spasticmug. What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.
by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022
Get the Spasticmug. archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
by not ur mom or dad bc they left May 9, 2021
Get the archie is a spasticmug.