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New Jersey Sauna

New Jersey Sauna-n. The after effect of taking an enormous dump in the toilet while someone is showering (doing it during prevents the SOB from flushing that shit torpedo). Turn off the bathroom ventilation and close the any windows. The dooky monster in the toilet is not flushed, rather, it is left so the steam from showering brings out the fullness of said thumper dumper and maximizing its aromatic properties. The steam and poo makes something reminiscent of a sauna in New Jersey.

*Note: for best results New Jersey Sauna should be done on a hot humid August night. Or after the consumption of any gut busting, anus destroying foods.
Suppose youre over at a friends for the night and you want to have a laugh, why not give them a New Jersey Sauna! Sneak into the bathroom just after he/she started to shower and take a massive dump. MAKE SURE THE FAN IS OFF and Dont flush, just let it simmer. The combination of steam and heat will enhance the poop smell and make them think they are in New Jersey on a hot summers night, which is awful.
by The Real PCT December 8, 2009
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Sauna del Rey

A room full of people sobbing while bobbing their heads, thanks to a speaker throbbing some fire sadpop.

A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
Marcos, kidnap the aux. It's time to turn this wedding into a sauna del rey.
by nolandc October 7, 2019
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sweating like a gimp in a sauna

Phrase to describe profuse sweating analogous to the moisture output of someone in a sauna who is clad head-to-toe in leather.
"Man, it's hot today. I'm sweating like a gimp in a sauna!"
by Bellser July 30, 2006
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Brown Sauna

Wearing dirty undies in a car when the driver turns on the heated seats - releasing the sewer-like armoatherapy into the cabin.
i was in the car after two days at a festival and my friend turns on the heated seats - i knew within 2 minutes it'd be a brown sauna...
by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019
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Sudanese sauna

A sexual act where two women take turns hugging each others farts the crowded bathroom of a humid bar
Cindy disappeared at the club last night

Nah, Trish and her were having themselves a Sudanese sauna
by Martin_Dyt May 12, 2023
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Dutch sauna

When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower
Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells
by Kylino123 May 19, 2016
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germ sauna

An indoor gathering without face masks
Dude, this Q sux, but no way am I going to that germ sauna meeting
by V_SD May 13, 2020
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