P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..
by ♧Collateral◇ July 31, 2022
A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.
Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?
by Flipped3540 December 19, 2015
A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.
Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.
I have to say paranoia
by Xena/Xenon May 18, 2021
The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.
why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia
by thebeav63 February 14, 2011
When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
by Wario Defines January 19, 2021