Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Motorcycles License

Fucking a girl doggy style and grabbing her pigtails like motorcycle handlebars.

“Hey, Chad, I got my motorcycles license last night.”
“Fuck yeah, Brad”

by SCBD2021 October 29, 2021

Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

Spirit Motorcycle Accessories

A South African designed & developed motorcycle gear brand. They create a range of motorcycle helmets, jackets, gloves and more.

Friend 1: "I need a new helmet..."
Friend 2: "I know just the place for you to go, Spirit Motorcycle Accessories, they have all you need!"

by Spirit MC February 20, 2019

electric motorcycle

Electric Motorcycle: noun.

A motorcycle that is 100% battery powered and no one will ever hear coming!

With its powerful motor, nimble handling and stealthy silence, the electric motorcycle is designed for the super villain who’s goal is to never be caught!

by Battery Licker February 22, 2020

Motorcycle

a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.

Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO

by spade.dk June 5, 2018

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022