The Lottery

something that your dad comes back for when you win it

Me: MOM I WON THE LOTTERY
(dad: teleports in)
Dad: Your going to give me some, right?

by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022

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Snapchat Lottery

When you type a letter into the search bar and try to fuck the first person who comes up

Me:You know Ashley?

My friend:Yeah
Me:I have to try and smash cause my homie made me do Snapchat Lottery

by BeefJerkyDilf April 27, 2019

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A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

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Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018

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