Me:You know Ashley?
My friend:Yeah
Me:I have to try and smash cause my homie made me do Snapchat Lottery
My friend:Yeah
Me:I have to try and smash cause my homie made me do Snapchat Lottery
by BeefJerkyDilf April 27, 2019
Get the Snapchat Lotterymug. The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteermug. When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020
Get the Hitting the lotterymug. A hoe who always flirts with the person in the same room as her that is the most attractive to her at the time. Whoever she ends up fucking is whoever she is around when she is horny.
by WaltuhBlack January 25, 2023
Get the Lottery Hoemug. by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
Get the jamaican lotterymug. Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
by no.remorse February 23, 2024
Get the Greek lotterymug. by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022
Get the The Lotterymug.