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monkey shooter 

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.
Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.
monkey shooter by Jar Head May 8, 2005
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fruit scoot 

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.
hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

Shootspa 

The event of having sperm ejected out of the asshole propeled by way of a flatuent. This occurs after anal sex, that included ejaculation in the anus. The name is derived from the resemblence of the act to that of a natural water geyser, like old faithful, mixed with the hit Clash song Rock the Casbah.
For me the climax of the porn was when the randomly cut to the Shootspa scene
Shootspa by DaBoy January 28, 2008

finger scooter 

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus
Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?
Island slang for "ok" or "yeah"
Also Shooties
Guy 1: Lets go toke up.
Guy 2: Shoots.
Guy 1: shoooties.
shoots by G-Munny September 17, 2006

Scooter Kid 

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")
Scooter Kid by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

six-shooter 

a revolver that has six chambers. Also called a six-gun.
Grab your six-shooters, boys.
six-shooter by Lily Kennedy December 17, 2006