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VSCO girl

Sksksksk Jesus crist not this again please. Ok let’s get this over with. A “vsco girl” usually wears oversized “Ron Jon” t-shirts and let me mention she wears the smallest shorts in the whole world. And for shoes?! It’s usually crocs, burks, or vans. She can’t leave home without her scrunchie and her hydroflask. She usually says “ AND I OOP and SKSKSK” very aggressively. This thing is very annoying never go near one.
Normal guy:Jesus is that a vsco girl
Normal girl: yeah, this is bad
Normal guy: okay I’m gonna move schools now
Vsco girl: SKSKS AND I OOP WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?!?
by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019
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Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
by Rawrmar August 8, 2024
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Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men
Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.
by Mkb March 25, 2020
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Big booty goth girl

A five nights of Freddy’s fan who has the biggest GYAAT
Person 1: I love Fnaf
Person 2: you got a gyat
Person 1: yes why
Person 2: then your a big booty goth girl
by Patoboy69 September 10, 2023
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e-girl

"That stupid e-girl should log off"
by julesman1377 June 19, 2020
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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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Best Girl

YAGOO / Motoaki Tanigo / CEO of Hololive
Man 1: Who is your favourite hololive membe?
Man 2:you already know who Best Girl is.
Man 1:True.
by anonymous March 9, 2022
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