creepy fudge

Poo of the sticky brown variety

"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"

"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"

"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."

"i just did"

"don't swear in front of my kid ok"

by CommandoHoofing January 7, 2012

NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”

“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022

Fudge Dipped

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.

I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch

by chives66441 April 29, 2023

fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 June 24, 2015

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor

by Gove1 July 24, 2022