A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.
And I am Iron Man! *Snap*
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Get the Why are you ironic mug.Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?
Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
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Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
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