Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head
My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes
by Push my Cushion uwu August 08, 2023
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Post-Ironic Sincerity

The act of using a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is some Post-Ironic Sincerity"
by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024
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ironic

A very common misspelling/mispronunciation of "moronic".
"I watch the Twilight movies ironically."
"You mean moronically."
by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017
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Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight
1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.
by Ironherout March 31, 2023
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Jeremy irons

Sexual act of farting in your partners face during 69
Did you hear what happened to Stephen last night? He got a Jeremy Irons from Jennifer.
by JerryIron April 12, 2025
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Iron distribute

Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.
#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient
by iDerp2 September 26, 2021
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