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Iron-bar

When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.
Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?

Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025
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Iron Dome

A interception system by Israel for missile strikes
“The Iron Dome is in action!”
by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025
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Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.
Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².
These heated iron weapons really can kill.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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Iron Ingots

The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.
Person 1: You see any Iron Ingots
Person 2: Thats a chad
by natesark08 March 6, 2021
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Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.
Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016
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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
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