When a middle aged (Russian) man heats up an anvil over a stove for 3 hours on 350 degrees then puts his dick on the anvil and smacks it with a hammer. After it is heated up the man hits his significant other with it in the act of sexual intercourse.
Jacob: Hey man what kind of moves do you use in bed with your wife?
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
Russian: Have you tried the iron-bar? It works like a charm.
by Johnporkconnoisseur November 9, 2025
Get the Iron-barmug. The biggest Chads around. The best of the best. Iron is like a man in the form of Iron. If you see it in minecraft grab it. You will use to for important things.
by natesark08 March 6, 2021
Get the Iron Ingotsmug. Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016
Get the Iron Clapmug. by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025
Get the Iron Domemug. by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 7, 2023
Get the Iron Lionmug. Me:Iron Man is Female.
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male
by Finally some good f* ing urban April 27, 2020
Get the Iron Manmug. a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
Get the ironing boardmug.