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Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
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Bloody mary

If you call bloody Mary in the mirror she won't kill you she loves probably just look like in between a ,33 yr old a wedding dress and some blood falling
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Bloody Mary

The act of giving someone a rimjob with bloody feces.
That chick got one fucking hell of a Bloody Mary from her ex!
by Big shot 91 June 11, 2021
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Bloody Masa

A humongous shit, painful at first, sigh of relief after.
Damn homie I got to take a masa, a Bloody Masa....
by El.Chicano May 23, 2025
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the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates
friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
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bloody prune

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.
by panda ass April 24, 2014
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Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
by creameria September 24, 2020
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