by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003
It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.
I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.
by MadamexXx February 20, 2009
The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.
by IDKWIA March 6, 2014
When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!
Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.
by Do u suffer from FEP? November 10, 2009
A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 26, 2011
Commonly known as PSMO. It is the single hardest song that has ever been seen in an arcade release of DanceDanceRevolution. This song makes its appearance in DDR Extreme, and is the Challenge steps to PARANOiA survivor MAX. The difficulty of this song is to the max in every category, save for perhaps Chaos (the song is relatively streamed). The day when a player achieves an A on this song is usually the pinnacle of his (or her) DDR career.
by GuyMonkey October 24, 2004
A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.
John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.
by Phoenixwiggles May 28, 2013