zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them

Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that

by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025

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Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022

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That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

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Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors

Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile

by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023

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Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)

Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.

by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025

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Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.

Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.

by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023

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