"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."
"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
by Someone who kinda exists July 9, 2021
You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.
Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.
by mad genius December 7, 2010
Part of the U.S.Immigration Act of 1990, it is designed to increase diversity in the U.S. immigrant population by providing visas to nationals of countries that have had low immigration rates to the United States. Applicants for the Green Card Lottery program participate in a lottery in which the winners are selected through a computer-generated random drawing. Approximately 50,000 non-Americans are picked each year.
The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.
The official name of the green card lottery program is the Diversity Visa Program (DV). The U.S. State Department provides over two hundred different types of visas for people to work and live in America legally. However, the DV program is the most unique one out there. Many of the visas the U.S Department issues contain strict set of qualifications. With the DV program, all you need is some basic education requirements and a bit of good luck.
by immigration maven April 27, 2009
by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019
by Ajkert May 7, 2014
To get knocked up by a rich man
Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012
Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.
I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.
by 10010100011 January 10, 2011