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cheese rollup 

A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.
He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat 

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.
Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

fruit rollup 

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.
fruit rollup by MELANiE February 3, 2005
Graffiti up high on buildings. refers to the ones done with paint rollers.
Rollups is sick as fuck.
ROLLUPS by DigDug March 6, 2004

fruit rollup 

a cigar emptied out and filled with top notch marijuana. aka a dro blunt
we steady blowin on this here fruit rollup
fruit rollup by noahptheg123 December 28, 2007

Sticky Dick RollUp 

When you stick a fruit roll up on your dick and use it instead of a condom. After your done she can eat it to. It's three feet of fun!
Girl: Hey, do you have any uhmmm... Protection.
Boy: Oh.. Oh yeeaaah!
Girl: Oh My GOD ! It's Huge!
Boy: I no baby. Its three feet of fun!
Boy: Its a Sticky Dick Rollup!