lib

When shit ain't going to well

Martin:''How's life my guy?''
JJ: ''Lib my guy .''

by Johnic the stoner May 18, 2018

Colorado Lib Strip

A geographical strip of land that follows Interstate 25 down through the center of Colorado, with cities such as Fort Collins, Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo surrounding or near it. These cities hold most of the population of Colorado and give transplants the ability to say "they live in the mountains" because they're usually over a mile in elevation. They love to hit I70 going west to "get out of the city" and just go to Vail and Breckenridge to ski and drink $11 Americanos.

This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.

This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.

The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.

There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.

If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.

Wyomingite: I'd like to visit Colorado, where's nice?
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks

by CammySlammy April 17, 2025

West Lib Water slide

The act of covering your naked partner in butter and sliding them down a park bench

"Hey baby, let's go to the park for a West Lib Water slide".

by Marstootall November 14, 2014

Vegan Lib Gender

A gender that is used when a person is strongly called to veganism and liberalism

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender.

by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

reverse lib

A conservative that tries to act liberal

Bill: "Did you know Tony said if he was younger he would probably kiss a man?"

Tom:"Yeah he's totally reverse lib!"

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Lib english

The highest form of english language with its own grammatical correctness. Most people who learned lib english came from nobles.

You don't even know how to practice lib english properly.

by KaizerIvan May 22, 2016

Lib Koroit

Both of the shoes of the weirdest member in your friendship group.

When you're sitting in English class in front of Hitler's great-great grandson and then you look back at him and stare on the floor where his feet are standing parallel to each other it looks pretty lib koroit.

by Weirdass defintions December 28, 2018