Iron museum

The proper name for a gym. A palace of gains.
Roberto and Fabio hit up the iron museum every day so they can get yuge.
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
mugGet the Iron museummug.
An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
mugGet the Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanismmug.

Iron Maiden

Literally the best band of all time. Nothing compares
Person 1- Hey what Iron Maiden song should I listen to?
Person 2- Try Out Of The Silent Planet, Hell On Earth, Piece Of Mind, or Powerslave.
by Don't Look Here March 13, 2022
mugGet the Iron Maidenmug.

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.
Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.
by ManMan36 July 30, 2016
mugGet the iron bicepmug.

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
|
(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 25, 2018
mugGet the Ape Ironmug.

Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism

2017 reincarnated in a dose modern Chudist Ideology
John loves the Barbie Hitler-Aryan-Hyperborean-ken edit, he is a heavy believer in Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudism.
by Wrante July 29, 2023
mugGet the Post-Ironic-Neo-Chudismmug.

The Ironic Curse

The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.
The new owner has the ironic curse!
by rocreature February 09, 2021
mugGet the The Ironic Cursemug.