Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.

While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either

by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013

Trip

Trip

Trip

by Nottyoer August 2, 2020

Road tripping

Somebody getting neurotic about something and inviting others into their crazy thought process.

Guy #1: jen was tripping about kim saying "this place smells like a hospital." Then, jen started asking her friends to unfriend kim and take her side.

Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.

by Jaysolman August 25, 2021

Dax Trip

(noun)
1. A ride on Daxton’s erect penis.
2. A series of flights that Daxton is scheduled to pilot.

“When I heard he was a pilot, I just knew I had to go on a Dax Trip."

by Higster September 20, 2019

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

trio trip

When 1 male has sex with triplets at same time. Bonus points when everyone but the male is extremely drunk/ high

Kim-I can’t believe we trio tripped with stephon, what a wild night... that was so hot!
Bonnie- yeah but I won’t be able to do anything until next week.
Hanley - I still don’t remember anything that happened last night guys....

by Onlyme4you April 26, 2020

Devils Trip

The worst trip you have ever gone on, where everything seemed to go wrong.

“Yeah we went to the beach, it was a devils trip”

by whalers_on_the_moon January 19, 2021