Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

by mathmonkey February 16, 2009

Montana Redneck

Hey chapter, dumbass.

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023

Redneck Humidifier

A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.

Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”

Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”

by Splarch February 12, 2023

Redneck

If you cover the word root on your root beer you might be a redneck

If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks

by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024

Redneck Correct

it's like politically correct but redneck version.

I don't speak Spanish, I speak Mexican. Sorry I'm just being redneck correct

by Redneck(69) April 15, 2020

Redneck Orange Juice

Mountain Dew Soda

I always have a Redneck Orange Juice with my sausage biscuit!

by Divine Authority June 26, 2014

redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar

I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.

by Gator Evan November 2, 2023