non-voter

a lil' bitch

the only thing worse than a simp is a non-voter

by p33p33p00p00ch3ck September 10, 2020

The most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency

Joe Biden's EXACT WORDS!

Hym "I don't know how you guys didn't find and clip that immediately! Your excuse likely ✌️✊️✌️social cohesion✌️✊️✌️ or something. I mean, you make things so much harder than the have to be. Watch this, here's this: 'Why do people think the election was stolen?' And then the other guy shows the clip of Biden saying 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency' and then people are like 'But there isn't any evidence' and it's like 'what evidence would there be?' And all of this is irrelevant because I TOLD YOU not to shut down the country. I said it explicitly! I told you not to do it AND what would happen. You didn't listen. Now look at everything. Terrible. Bad job."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2024

champagne voter

A voter perceived as affluent, urban, and socially liberal, whose political preferences are often associated with progressive or cosmopolitan values rather than traditional working-class concerns. Often used by those with opposing views to suggest detachment from the realities of everyday life affecting the majority of the population; contrasted with voters who are assumed to be more in touch with common issues based on socio-economic status or locale.

He was such a champagne voter that he cast a ballot for a hypocritical and affluent buffoon instead of standing up for the middle class.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025

Informal Voter

Someone who chooses to deliver a swift kick to the balls to democracy in an election, by scribbling profanities or drawing nonsensical pictures on their voting slip, thus making it invalid.

Particularity irritating during federal elections, this causes a huge waste of time for ballot counters as well as the fact you're throwing away your opportunity to have a say in anything.

Informal Voter: Haha, I drew a dick on my voting slip, elections are gay!

Person: Fuck you're an idiot.

by Fazzmania August 24, 2010

ABT Voter

Anybody But Trump Voter

Person 1: I'm voting for Biden because of his environmental policies. How about you?
Person 2: I'm just an ABT voter.
Person 1: ABT what's that?
Person 2: Anybody But Trump.

by Classicsdude October 27, 2020

national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

Scofflaw Voter

A short dictionary definition of "scofflaw" is "a contemptuous law violator." In practice it is often used to refer to a husband who stops paying his court-ordered alimony or child support. But, the term "scofflaw" can also be applied to US citizens who have the right to vote in elections, but who neglect to do so. In our democracy, voting is the most basic civic duty. Unless blocked by voter suppression, illness, or other understandable reason, voting should never be neglected.

Given all the current frustration with our national government, one primary cause of bad or weak government is the almost 40% of eligible voters, the scofflaw voters, who for whatever reason or rational, choose not to vote .

by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020