Speaker

Most people would assume a "Speaker" is a remote controlled explosive. However the real meaning is much different. See many ways can describe this "Speaker". Philosophically a "Speaker" is a rotated pie cut into 30ths. The pie should be turned 904 degrees from its original rotation and should have a bite taken out of the 8th segment. Once this is done it can be referred properly to as a "Speaker". A more common meaning (The neurological meaning) is when a car hits a duck, going roughly -1 mph. This can be referred to as a "speaker" though a nickname/slang is a "Quacker". Now the meaning therapeutically is completely different, looking into your mind you will see that the electromagnetic signals can be sent to your ears, this is referred to as a "Spoker" but when it goes out the ear and hits your grandfather in the eye. It is referred to as a "speaker"

1. Wow that's a magnificent speaker Grandma! 2. Oh no the poor duck, that's such a speaker! 3. Oh no the poor duck, what a quacker! 4. Oh, I think I just got a spoker. 5. Grandpa is your eye okay? That speaker was fast!

by Ogus Bogus October 11, 2023

Attention speaker

The person that delivers a presentation and it's all about them rather than the subject expected. They talk about themselves, their background, what they have done, what they do, or their successes. They miss the point and don't leave anyone with anything useful. Instead they are needy and seeking attention, affirmation, or positive feedback.

They just spoke about themselves, and nothing else on topic, they were such an attention speaker!

by Jamesy Wamsey September 6, 2023

Bubble Speaker Box

the one who should have voted in bfdia 19
lego brick and leafy aint got shit on bubble speaker box
i'll vote her for our nation
to conquer worlds
to have the galaxy
and you cant stop me
never
never
never
never
never
never

bubble speaker box is the next president of usa

by Lakzil August 4, 2025

French Speaker

A french speaker is when you shit in somebodies mouth, in which, they proceed to gargle on your shit.

"Yo, dude!.. me and here were just chilling and she let me give her a French Speaker! Shes a total freak!"

by skibidiohiosigma May 28, 2024

liquid through the speaker

the best way to describe the sweet sound of a high quality(often high cost)guitar tube amplifier past its saturation point. most often associated with mesa rectifiers.

person 1-"i just got this 6505 and cranked past 7 it sounds like straight liquid through the speaker....its wet dog lemme show you"

*person 1 plays riff and random guitar solos*

person 2-"huh? i think my ears are bleeding"

by skeletor the invader March 28, 2010

Fetty Wap on a JBL speaker

What you do in ANY moment

It typically exaggerates the idea of how one might experience Fetty Wap’s music in a loud, immersive way, as if it were played on a powerful JBL speaker that’s known for its bass-heavy sound.

Guy 1: Yo dude have you seen those loud, bass-heavy, JBl speakers
Guy 2: Yeah I have, I got one so I can immersive people in the loudness of Fetty Wap on a JBl speaker.

by DefineMyBallsackLMAOOOOOOOOOOO February 25, 2025

speaker dick

A big fat speaker dick, pornographic definition of a cell phone.

Alex: laying in his bed

Mom: “ get off your speaker dick and do something“ she was tired of him speaker dicking around.

by Mom of canna June 18, 2022