The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.

I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Alex Sentence

messing up the grammatical structure of the English Language.

Alex: Why you gave each other blue balls?
Bob: Nice Alex Sentence stupid.

by woozieUB June 22, 2022

this behemoth sentence is your mom

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this behemoth sentence is your mom

by hudfgdfvgdgnlkjf d; July 1, 2022

Sentence

Something Joe Biden isn't good at forming.

Joe Biden cannot form se-se-se sentence. Oh fuck, Joe Biden has corrupted my brain and now I've caught his stutter!

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Do Not Type This Sentence

You were warned

I told you 'do not type this sentence, but you fucking did.

by B.Sting January 31, 2022

Armenian sentence

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.

+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk

by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021

Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024