dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

LESSON 4

"Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio."

LESSON 4 JOHNNY

by mongusmongusmongus March 22, 2022

Mandarin Lessons

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

30 second lesson

Beat the shit out of someone for 30 seconds

Keep running that mouth and I'm gonna give you the 30 second lesson

by Big Hock September 18, 2021

Lesson

There is no lesson for me to learn here because I am the the correct and better one.

A women "You're wrong! You don't know how great I am- Er, I mean women are."

Hym "I don't see you being much of anything. I'm too busy squinting through my eyes because the pressure in my skull is making to hard for me to focus! What are your thoughts on me getting denied credit for AI because you won't fuck me and what you bacteria-caused brain damage? What lesson do you think there to learn here other than you are full of shit and you don't actually give a fuck if people murder other people's kids? I'll give you a hint: There isn't one! I can almost any lesson you would posit is both not true and self-aggrandizing for the person asserting it."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2024