Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.
Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!
by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023
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Baby Momma: “I need that child support or I’m taking you to court”
Hood Dude: “Ion cur
by 47 chromosomes June 1, 2023
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An acronym used in social media posts that stand for “I Obviously Never,” used to substitute the words “I don’t”
“Ion usually post pics but I had to show of this ootd.”
Translates to = “I obviously never usually post pics but I had to show off this outfit of the day.”
by PixieGirl12 February 24, 2018
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