Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia

Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia!

by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009

scrawnicles of narnia

very very scrawny or skinny.
see also Scrawny McTwigerthin.

dude 1: dammm that dude is scrawnicles of narnia

by People Call Me Fat December 26, 2009

Narnia

The place that you go when your really fucked up. Not just fucked up but "shit hammered" "ass mangled" high. So high that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(Narnia). Your soo "turbo-wastiod" that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say "smell my fingers". Welcome to Narnia.

Luke: I can't believe we Blazed it up in Narnia last nite bro

Keith: I know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.

Luke: You're right dude, I did things in Narnia that make the Holocaust look like a garden club.

by MASTER MLEV March 30, 2011

Blanket Narnia

The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.

"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."

by Lucario2020 November 26, 2014

narnia

When your so deep in the pussy you don't even know where your dick is

Man last night I went all Narnia on her

by jadennnnnn December 27, 2014

Full Narnia

When someone goes so deep into the closet that they come out the other side in Narnia

Sally’s working at a hedge fund now and it looks like she went full Narnia

by stayonthesunnysideup June 19, 2018

Narnia

A joke I overused in 6th grade.

Me: NARNIA NARNIA NARNIA
Friend: NO NO NO

by That_One_Narnian_Boi February 8, 2019