A nice way of saying your weak bitch
When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches
by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 15, 2017
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My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know
by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018
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if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo
"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"
by SAURCE February 25, 2022
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A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella
"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"
by jamie or jack idk September 10, 2021
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