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Soviet dammit

Like god dammit only used by Soviets because they don't believe in God and can't or face the wrath of 21 AK-74's.
Hey, at least they don't have to worry about going to church on sundays.
Kate-tov Shalashaska: Josef I just sold your car with out your permission!

Josef: Soviet Dammit Kate-tov you are lucky your not pregnant because I would lock you in your room!
Soviet dammit by Josef Ebby April 4, 2008
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god dammit 

a saying commonly said when somebody does something they didnt mean to do.
son: OH GOD DAMMIT i forgot to go to my dads funeral!

mother: HEY god didnt dam anything the beavers did! and he's not dead he's just passed out.

Doctor Dammit 

a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.
smack-dammit by Margieq August 17, 2006

boo dammit 

At a manufacturing facility, for example, an engineer receives his prototype parts from the toolmaker and says after a brief evaluation, "These parts look like boo dammit!"
boo dammit by tookey75 October 13, 2011

Mach Dammit 

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.
"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".
Mach Dammit by xCosmicWizardx August 23, 2012