In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in
Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have
random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always
get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much
time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.