painting the drive

having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach

He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'

by the54 January 30, 2014

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

Fence painted

When a guy uses his tongue to lick a girls vagina and butt in a painting form. Up and down.

Sherise has been really stressed lately. She needs someone to Have her fence painted.

by Forbsie127 September 16, 2017

Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.

1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.

by amdb4z November 11, 2017

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.

''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''

by vex1 January 6, 2021

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."

I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.

by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018