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Get painted 

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot
1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
Get painted by Greg October 7, 2004

Random Anus Pain 

An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.

A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.

Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.

It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random Anus Pain...
Random Anus Pain by Rydo January 24, 2011

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.
Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

thong painter 

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment
Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.
thong painter by whorebageriser March 21, 2010

Painful stranger 

Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm
Last night I gave myself a painful stranger hurt like hellbutt thats the way I like it

Frank's house of pain 

When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.
Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?

2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!