painting the room

Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.

Where is Bobby?

Oh he is painting the room.

by Provoked January 28, 2014

Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.

1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.

by amdb4z November 11, 2017

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.

''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''

by vex1 January 6, 2021

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Hard in the paint

When your squad attacks or proceeds to a point on the map directly and without prejudice to either acquire an objective, loot or attack another team or squad position in the game Call of Duty: Warzone

Alright guys; see that cash drop at orange? Let’s go hard in the paint (HIP)!

by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 19, 2022