stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 10, 2022

Stonks

Stocks and anything like gaining profit and meme man featured, #viceversa
Alternative meme man memes features helth
Hybirds made:not stonks and confused stonks

Me:buys bitcoin
Bitcoin:profit increased from 1.00 to 4.00
Me:stonks
Bitcoin:the profit is dropped from 4.00 to 0.50
Me:CONFUSED STONKS

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) January 21, 2020

Stonks

Stonks, we all know the meme, but did you know it’s actually military slang? I bet you didn’t. Stonks are in the context to military: “a high concentrated bombardment”

Example:
Stonks, *distant explosions*
Hmm yes, Mortar Stonks.

by Slykin May 4, 2022

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.

If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish

by Manstonk November 14, 2020

Stonks

The ammunition used in mortar cannons.

Sergeant prepare to fire service stonks.

by {C} April 1, 2020

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by imagine_begging January 7, 2023