Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

scrotal Princess Leia

When you tie each of your balls in a scrunchie (elastic bands are also acceptable), and then rest your scrotum on someone's head in a manner that makes the person look like Princess Leia Organa.

Things got so wild last night that Chad gave Daniel a scrotal Princess Leia.

My balls are so stretched and aching from giving Wesley that scrotal Pricess Leia

by Jam-Fingers May 2, 2023

Scrotal Vomit

Vomit that has entered the scrotum usually caused by trauma

He was punched in the stomach so hard, his scrotum filled with scrotal vomit.

by MI ballsaac July 11, 2022

Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.

Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

by thunkcunt May 3, 2023

Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light

"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"

by Razor the Different September 23, 2025

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.

Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."

by N'a/t.h, October 2, 2024