by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.
You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!
You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!
by highschool45 June 6, 2023
a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili
Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2022
Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.
by Someone who kinda exists January 8, 2023
"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.
Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
by nmslanon January 4, 2023