I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

Rather

More readily or willingly.

Rather than be naked, I'd slip back on my wet boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez November 01, 2019

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 08, 2023