I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you

Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)

by Boiyomamahah March 3, 2021

Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022

Rather go to Kanakakunnu

When a plan is so bad you'd rather do something boring and safe instead, like hanging out in a park rather than go out drinking

Our graduation is gonna suck so bad, I'd rather go to kanakakunnu
Do we have to go there? Can't we just go to kanakakunnu instead? There's trees there.

by Vaiyyanellen May 18, 2022

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

Rather

Used to indicate one's preference in a particular matter

I'd rather choose chocolate than candies.

by mimiyoya<3 March 5, 2022

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021