Patrick walks into the classroom.
grabs the final by the staple.
unzips.
unloads.
aces
that shit.
leaves the final test marked up and motionless
on the table.
Nuff Said.
Classmate: "how was the final for you?"
Patrick: "total, final rapage"
Classmate: "It was easy huh?"
Patrick: "Yeah it tried to put up a fight but I was prepared"
Classmate: "Yeah i heard it squeeaall like a pig- SQUEEE"