Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

keeping it real

the reason we have race quatos on college admissions

i know i was supposed to keep a job, but paying bills is for suckas when you can just steel everything, i likes to keep it real

i know the people next door are trying to sleep at 3am while i am playing my music loudly, but someone has to keep it real up in this section 8 housing

when the judge told me i had to do 30days of community service for robbing a bank and raping one of the tells, i just had to keep it real and try to attack the judge, that judge will not be keeping it real with me, that be my role yo

by potna69 mad real playa 4 life January 26, 2023

playing for keeps

playing the game to be kept losing is NOT an option
anything that has to be done to win, will be done

betta watch out, because im always playing for keeps.

by cevans fan January 28, 2023

Keep it 95

Keep it real but not to real

I got a girlfriend and a side chick they both give me head anytime I want some

Bruh stop lying ok I’m keep it 95 just my side chick

by Biggfacts May 31, 2018

Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.

This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.

by klize September 5, 2010

Keeping bae at bay

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.

Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.

by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017

Keeping up with the biss

Best gorls

I believe in keeping up with the biSs supremacy. Yes.

by Someone admiring kio August 25, 2021