poop retreat 

A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.

"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"

poop retreat by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014

poop in mi mouf 

When you are upset with your life and deserve some shit in your mouth

news: Donald trump won the election!

Jane: poop in mi mouf, Donald!

poop in mi mouf by Ratchethoeeee May 15, 2016

Poop meitiner 

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally

Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath

Poop meitiner by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

poop minute 

The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.

Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:

1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)

Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.

Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.

Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.

poop minute by daeyoh September 19, 2020

Poop asthma 

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.

I think my dad has poop asthma.

Poop asthma by gabey wabey October 9, 2020

Poop is a genius 

An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.

“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”

Poop is a genius by Mcgokes November 16, 2020

Poop ball 

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

Poop ball by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021