Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man May 11, 2011

Keep it Swedish

To remain neutral within controversial topics

With the lack of partisanship between both parties, I’m finna keep it Swedish

by anonymousdude18527 December 19, 2020

Keep it Swedish

Staying neutral in a controversial issue, just like Sweden. Therefore you can’t get hate from either party or get canceled.

Gun control is so controversial, so I’m gonna keep it Swedish with how I feel on it.

by anonymousdude18527 December 13, 2020

You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

Keep you at the juice

To keep someone informed about and/or involved in something, such as a plan or project, especially that which involves or pertains to a specific group.

Similar to “I’ll keep you updated” or “I’ll keep you in the loop”

Karen: "I really want to know what happens”

James: “No problem, I’ll keep you at the juice."

by Jameslala February 18, 2021

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

Keep fit

To be ahead everytime or to be the coolest

I'll always keep fit n makin' new hit but this stuff is offbeat (The Lyric from Night Shot, by rapper Deala)

by Deala1 April 1, 2021